I figured that all this talk about being alone in my - over exaggerated - cold world isn't as bad as I was led to believe. I blame all the narcissisticic junkies out there. Oh yeah, I also couldn't endure the whole, "cutting down", thing ...some people just live for this shit. So do you, dear reader...this is where you put your middle finger in the air, like a gangster in those gangbang porno flicks. Sometimes, you just gotta go with the motions, but I feared it would land me in bed with your grandmothers niece...
It is a cold world, but sometimes you just gotta go the extra mile, by cuddling with a lesbian just to hibernate yourself through the winter. Sounds a little like a long stretch, but these things really happen. I couldn't find a femme fatale to keep warm on, but hey, I'm still checking out the waitress in the cafe I happen to be typing this in. I can also say, Corner Cafe in Monument Park has some good coffee and the fact that I can wake 'n bake on a Saturday and feed some fuckin' munchies makes it all the much more enjoyable.
However, we can't forget that it's actually a cold world and our asses are freezing. So I must ask; what drives to carry on? Is it the hope of discovering a Kama Sutra book inside the Vatican? Is it that light that helps you believe you're still gonna get your lover to go down on you, after a nasty break-up? Pehaps, you hope to rule the world like most of us in the cold world...and it just feels like the beginning?
You can do whatever the fuck you want, okay? It is said to possess a beautiful after life...or something like that. Just please remember your reasons. Remember your reasons and you'll never find yourself being probed by Karma's shlong.
By the way, your grandmother's niece's bed isn't that bad and she does have an amazing body...you have quite a wild family.
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