A great man once said, "A morning of awkwardness, is far better than a night of loneliness." and that's the erotic truth...kinda gave me a tingle down there.
I took a walk through my salacious neighbourhood in need of airtime. Sucking in my surroundings like a pornstar, when I suddenly saw a girl smiling at me, from a lightly tinted 4x4. I smiled back as the connection ejaculated through our emotions. Her eyes pierced through mine like we where having sex. The kind of smile I get from a woman dying to fuck me in bed, but with more sentimental meaning, like we've been together in some other universe not so long ago. Then before my anally raped mind could process what the fuck was happening, the 4x4 penile extender drove off, breaking the sexual eye contact, between two species of the opposite sex. NOT COOL MAN! (estimated time of sex: 5seconds)
Probably won't see that sexy little female terroriser again, she certainly made me feel a little tingle down there, but hey, that's just me.
Guess tonight, I'm alone...fuck me!
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